I have made a blogger friend, of sorts. Even though we have not met in person yet, but are planning on doing so at Blogher12 – we have bonded like twins separated at birth, where one was raised by a pack of wolves, only to be reunited later when the other one, who was raised by hunters, shoots the wolf pack mother – it’s a very tragic tale …. anywho …
Sandra, a fellow attention whore, and I agreed to introduce each other to our readers …. I think that you will really enjoy her writing …. but don’t start reading her blog INSTEAD of mine, because then I would just have to ring your doorbell at two in the morning, wait for you to answer, and then ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun …. oh it would be funny …. anyway … here she is … the fantabulous Sandra (click on the pink “Absolutely Narcissism” button to go to her site)
Let me introduce myself!
For those of you who don’t know me, my name is Sandra.
I have brown eyes, and I usually have brown hair, until recently, when a bad dye job left me a subtle shade of murky orange.
I’m told by friends and family to stay orange because apparently “it’s be pretty for the summer,” which I suspect to mean, “finally we’ll be prettier than her.”
I am a 42 year old female, although I’ve been told I look about 29, so let’s go with that…
…I am a 29 year old female.
I love race car driving, horseback riding, and cliff diving.
Actually I’m scared shitless of all that stuff, but it sounds cool.
Plus I could totally rock a pair of riding boots.
I do, however, love yoga, reading, writing, and pooping.
The latter occurs very infrequently thus my abnormal fascination with the process, and a desire to get a licence plate that reads: LURVPOO
I am a 3rd year nursing student.
Currently my studies require an in-depth knowledge of the physical composition of fecal matter.
I know right, you’re thinking, “But you just said you lurve poo?”
Clearly, I’m an enigma.
In my spare time, I follow celebrities on Twitter.
If they don’t follow me back, I unfollow them.
In case you’re wondering, so far, the only celebrity following me back is Justin Bieber.
No! It does not make me a Cougar!
My blog is not appropriate for young children.
Or people who blush easily.
Because I do say some bad stuff…
…well, it’s not bad, like, I don’t tell my readers to go out and graffiti my blog name all over the side of the Safeway…although…no, NO, I’m kidding.
Sort of kidding.
But I’m prone to saying ‘fucken’ a few times per post, and I won’t even spell it the right way, so that alone has driven a few of my readers to comment such things as: “Would you spell the fucking word right!”
But, whatever, I welcome all comments.
I am currently in a contest over at “In the Powder Room.”
If I win, I get to be a permanent blogger over there.
So Gina, in all her kindness, is letting me blog here today so I can encourage you to go to http://www.inthepowderroom.com/read/the-quickie/permanent-blogger-finalist—absolutely-narcissism.html and vote for me.
So take pity on a girl who is trying to make her dreams come true…no, not Whitney Houston.
So if you haven’t yet voted, go on over.
Please and thank you.