I have made a blogger friend, of sorts. Even though we have not met in person yet, but are planning on doing so at Blogher12 – we have bonded like twins separated at birth, where one was raised by a pack of wolves, only to be reunited later when the other one, who was raised by hunters, shoots the wolf pack mother – it’s a very tragic tale …. anywho …
Sandra, a fellow attention whore, and I agreed to introduce each other to our readers …. I think that you will really enjoy her writing …. but don’t start reading her blog INSTEAD of mine, because then I would just have to ring your doorbell at two in the morning, wait for you to answer, and then ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun …. oh it would be funny …. anyway … here she is … the fantabulous Sandra (click on the pink “Absolutely Narcissism” button to go to her site)
Let me introduce myself!
For those of you who don’t know me, my name is Sandra.
I have brown eyes, and I usually have brown hair, until recently, when a bad dye job left me a subtle shade of murky orange.
I’m told by friends and family to stay orange because apparently “it’s be pretty for the summer,” which I suspect to mean, “finally we’ll be prettier than her.”
I am a 42 year old female, although I’ve been told I look about 29, so let’s go with that…
…I am a 29 year old female.
I love race car driving, horseback riding, and cliff diving.
No.
I don’t.
Actually I’m scared shitless of all that stuff, but it sounds cool.
Plus I could totally rock a pair of riding boots.
I do, however, love yoga, reading, writing, and pooping.
The latter occurs very infrequently thus my abnormal fascination with the process, and a desire to get a licence plate that reads: LURVPOO
I am a 3rd year nursing student.
Currently my studies require an in-depth knowledge of the physical composition of fecal matter.
Gross.
I know right, you’re thinking, “But you just said you lurve poo?”
Clearly, I’m an enigma.
In my spare time, I follow celebrities on Twitter.
If they don’t follow me back, I unfollow them.
In case you’re wondering, so far, the only celebrity following me back is Justin Bieber.
No! It does not make me a Cougar!
My blog is not appropriate for young children.
Or people who blush easily.
Because I do say some bad stuff…
…well, it’s not bad, like, I don’t tell my readers to go out and graffiti my blog name all over the side of the Safeway…although…no, NO, I’m kidding.
Sort of kidding.
But I’m prone to saying ‘fucken’ a few times per post, and I won’t even spell it the right way, so that alone has driven a few of my readers to comment such things as: “Would you spell the fucking word right!”
But, whatever, I welcome all comments.
I am currently in a contest over at “In the Powder Room.”
If I win, I get to be a permanent blogger over there.
So Gina, in all her kindness, is letting me blog here today so I can encourage you to go to http://www.inthepowderroom.com/read/the-quickie/permanent-blogger-finalist—absolutely-narcissism.html and vote for me.
So take pity on a girl who is trying to make her dreams come true…no, not Whitney Houston.
Me.
So if you haven’t yet voted, go on over.
Please and thank you.
Love that Sandra. I’ll go vote now!
Came over to show a little bloggy support to both Sandra and you Gina. Glad she sent me over, looks like I might stay awhile……
Thanks Alison … I hope that you enjoy my semi-sane craziness.
@WC Thanks wild woman! I would love to see her get “the gig”.
Thanks Gina, for letting me kick my feet up here. It was so much fun!
You are so very welcome – wild woman !!!
Horseback riding scares me too Sandra, clearly we’re meant to be bffs.
Not gonna lie, I was expecting to see your old undies in this post!
Glad you swapped with Sandra Gina, I love me some new reading material!
Welcome … here’s a box of wine for you!
Sandra, you forgot to mention that you’re an attention whore…kidding…I lurve you.
Sandra, it’s nice that you guys are trading places so I got to meet Gina. Fascinating woman! I think I already know a few things about you, but just so we are clear, I love orange hair. It’s the best!
See, I was already a big time fan of Sandra’s. I want to be her when my kids grow up.
Now I am all kinds of smitten with Gina.
This was a great idea ladies. It’s like Christmas – w/out all of the crying.
Sandra – I hope you get your gig. They’d be FOOLS not to pick you.
Hey Sandra! Thanks for introducing us to Gina…I think I’m going to like her.
I have my fingers crossed for you on the Powder Room gig (and your dreams coming true). When do you find out anyway? Haven’t we been voting for, like, weeks?
Also, I used the word “crotch” in my most recent Blogger Idol performance (which airs on Wednesday, I think), and it made me think of you. (I hope that’s not creepy.) I know it isn’t “vagina” or “clitoris,” but…well…we can’t all be as cool as you.
Seriously though, good luck!
I’m just following Sandra as she rampantly runs all over the internet looking for attention ~please don’t tell her!
Great post Sandra and thanks for introducing Gina!
…. and that is why I love her!
Horseback riding is all sorts of scary!
I’ll stick with reading blogs (while eating ice cream).
I’ll stick with reading blogs while drinking boxed wine.
I came by from Sandra’s blog to check things out. She knows she already has my vote! Love it here too, though and I’m now a follower on Twitter and GFC so i can stalk, I mean FOLLOW you, too!
Well Sandra my dear you know I love ya and already follow you and have to say thank you for sending us over her I have to say I think I like no love not like oh well you know what I mean this slappy chick…………..she is so cool or do I mean funny oh well you know what I mean and if you don’t I can’t help you……….lol
hahahahah! just pimped the powder room gig over on my giveaway
I *heart* Sandra! Thanks for helping her out
New follower!
Sandra is my little hussy blog buddy. She’s mine, mine, all mine!!!!!!!!