NEWS FLASH: TEENAGERS LIE !
If you are not familiar with our original issues with Facebook, read this:
http://slappyintheface.com/?p=1896 and then come back to this one.
I really don’t know what made me pick today to search for my son’s Facebook page …. maybe I was sick of giving him the benefit of the doubt about him actually forgetting his password. I don’t have Facebook (because I am evil and dangerous – muahahahaha), so I had my sister be sneaky for me. She found his page and the last time he has logged in was this past Tuesday. Wow! Really? Wouldn’t you think that it would be really tough to log into your Facebook page when YOU CAN’T REMEMBER YOUR PASSWORD???
Oh yes, the words “lying little shit” crossed my brain and the words “can’t remember his password … my ass”. Well, when I get home from work tonight, we are going to see how good his memory has suddenly become, because if he can’t instantly recall that password AND the password to his e-mail account then he won’t be leaving the house unless it is on fire … and even then it would have to be a major structure collapsing fire (ok- we would let him out if the house was on fire – Derek is a firefighter, so that would just look bad if we didn’t). However, the flames better be larger than the ones shooting out of my very angry head right now …. and that would be some big mamma jamma flames!
… and oh, get this. During her search for Bryce’s Facebook page …. she also found Riley’s !!! Evidently lying runs in the family!