Back when I was doped out of my mind and slightly drunk on a regular basis, I would have thought that these were the best things in the world … and I would have ordered ten pairs … and worn them with glittered tutus ….. to church … and when the old women gave me dirty looks, I would have told them where to shove it … oh yeah …. good times … good times.
If you want to buy a pair … they are on sale !!! I can’t imagine why people didn’t just grab these up at full price!
http://www.shopnewbalance.com/newbalanceMR870R.htm
P.S. Dear New Balance, if you would like to send me a pair of shoes that don’t look like a bad acid trip, then I will more than happy to not talk crap about them 
Those are awesome! They look like something Soleil Moonfry would have worn as Punky Brewster.
I want some!
OMG !!! If Punky Brewster and Rainbow Brite would have had a love child … she would wear these shoes !!! Of course a Teletubby would have had to be a sperm donor since they were both chicks.
I’m pretty much in LOVE with those shoes, mainly because of how hideous the truly are. Man, I’d love to run a half marathon in those
Maybe we should all buy a pair and wear them together …. in VEGAS !!!
I think they’re FABULOUS and they bring back happy memories of wearing (formerly white) sneakers with multicoloured patterning done by me with felt tip pens – and I wore them trekking in the Himalayas! Cool man :O)
Rattlebox
My question is, where were those back in 1989 when I NEEDED them.
Ya know what is funny I saw these and also thought of Punky Brewster how about that maybe I am showing my age as I know my girls would have no idea who Punky Brewster is………..lol
I think they are great I love them would I wear them………mmmmmm maybe not….lol