I hate showers. This is not an exaggeration of any sort. I haaaaaaaaaaaate showers … and when I have to take one, I bitch and spit and claw the shower curtain like a rabid cat. It’s not a pretty sight.
Well when you get a tattoo on your “lower back” area, then you can’t sit in water for at least ten days and you have to take showers (or choose to stink – which I seriously considered). I have three more days to go and I have to warn you that my lack of bath taking is probably going to make me go completely insane and do something crazy like start a blog where I bitch about my life and post pictures of snarky things … oh wait … nevermind.
