Derek: When the kids all move out we can get this table, then they won’t come back and eat our food
Me: Oh honey … they would just stand in front of the refrigerator eating all of our food …. besides, after the kids move out, we are moving far far away and not telling them where we live
Derek: and that my dear is why I love you
That’s my plan too, but I wonder if I’ll be able to go through with it when the time comes!