I posted a few days ago about how I needed to find a trained monkey who would slap the junk food out of my hand and chase me around the yard for exercise. Don’t worry I didn’t actually buy a monkey … but I did get an Amity.
Amity is my best stranger/friend in the whole wide world and she has agreed that we need to be “sabotage buddies”, which means that whenever we are tempted to sabotage ourselves by eating deep fried burritos or drinking too much beer (boxed wine, in my case) then we will either call or text each other for support.
Of course she lives so far away from me that I could probably eat a dozen deep fried burritos and drink a whole box of wine before she made it to Oklahoma, but that isn’t the point. The point is that we are going to support each other and our personal goals. DAMMIT !!!