Derek couldn’t be outdone by my cleaning out the bedroom TV cabinet, so he cleaned out the storage building. He found this:
a CBS sign that I bought off of Ebay a few years and completely forgot that I even owned. As soon as he hung it, one of the the twins rolled her eyes and said, “Um … why did you put that there?”
He told her, “because that’s where your momma wants it.”
She looked puzzled, “why would she want a pharmacy sign?”
He chuckled, “that’s CVS not CBS, CBS is a television station.”
“That doesn’t make any sense either.”
I told him to other people it might be a television sign, but in our family it signifies that we are up to our eyeballs in Complete BullShit.