When you’ve been married for twenty years, you really don’t get “hot dates” anymore, but sometimes you do get a luke warm one. Derek brought Rachel’s new to her car to have it detailed, so I sent him a text asking if he wanted to go to lunch while he was in town.
gina: do you want to go to lunch with your lovely wife?
derek: I guess
gina: you could at least pretend to sound excited about it
derek: Yeah that would be awesome!!!
gina: better … smart ass