Break Out the Brain Bleach

The past few days have been well ….. let’s call it awkward …. between myself and oldest boy child.

I told him to be home at 8 on Sunday night so he would have time to take a shower and get ready for bed.

8 o’clock …. not home

I send a text (no response)

8:10 …. not home

I call his phone (he doesn’t answer)

8:15 …. not home

I send another text (still no response)

8:20 …. not home

I call his phone AGAIN (he still doesn’t answer)

I have one of the twins call the friend whom he is SUPPOSED to be with.  The friend is at the park and says that my child might be asleep at his house.

I instruct the twin child to tell the friend on the phone that he needs to find a way to wake my son up and that he needs to be home NOW!!

It would be different if this was the first time that he was ever late for anything, but we all know that it wasn’t.   Anywho …. when he finally finds his way back home, I take his cell phone.

…. and me being the nosy bitch of a mother that I am, I look through it.

BIG MISTAKE !!

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG MIIIIIIIIIIIIISTAKE !!

I will spare you the details of the conversations I read AND the mental image of the photos that I saw.  You’re welcome!

However, I will say that there is not enough brain bleach in the world for this situation …. IN THE WHOLE WORLD !!!