Category Archives: Snarky Goodness

Can’t Have Nothin Nice

Posted on May 20, 2013 by Slappy

Ever since the kids were little, one of Derek’s favorite phrases has been “we can’t have nothin nice” …. and the kids always laugh when he says it, mostly because they know it’s true. Whenever the girls start off a … Continue reading →

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You Do What You Have To Do …. Again

Posted on May 3, 2013 by Slappy

The kids keep stealing Derek’s phone charger … so he came up with a solution … and if they still take it then we know to look for the kid who has the “OMG … my parents have sex” disgusted … Continue reading →

You Do What You Have To Do

Posted on April 29, 2013 by Slappy

Our take-out food splurge for the week was Pizza Hut last night … I get Veggie Lovers and I’m the only one who likes it so I know that nobody else will steal my leftover slices, however Derek gets Meat … Continue reading →

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YOLO

Posted on April 29, 2013 by Slappy

I understand the idea of it … but oh how I wish that my children had never seen it. YOLO has become the standard answer to just about anything in my house and I’m really getting tired of it and … Continue reading →

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What’s That Smell?

Posted on April 26, 2013 by Slappy

I love my expression in this picture … it seems to be saying “who farted?” Tweet

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UNO

Posted on April 24, 2013 by Slappy

Young couples think it’s hard to find “alone time” when the kids are little … it’s worse when the kids are teenagers. When we want them home for family dinner, they have a million other places they want to be, … Continue reading →

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Posted on April 18, 2013 by Slappy

I pinned some funny stuff … notice that I didn’t bother making more than one board, mostly because I am lazy like that AND everything I pin can fit in this one category http://pinterest.com/slappyintheface/bat-sh-t-craziness/ Tweet

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Life Lessons – Toilet Paper

Posted on April 13, 2013 by Slappy

There are six people in our house, but for some reason I seem to be the only one who knows how to change the toilet paper roll. So from now on … I’m teaching lessons … EVERY SINGLE TIME !! … Continue reading →

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Garden Gnomes

Posted on April 8, 2013 by Slappy

I don’t know what it is about garden gnomes that Derek and I love so much … maybe it’s the idea of them coming to life in the middle of the night and we’re secretly hoping that they will do … Continue reading →

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Eyeballs

Posted on April 5, 2013 by Slappy

Well we’ve already established that my family is a little bit on the weird side and things that are “right up our alley” might not be for everyone … of course our alley is probably between a liquor store and … Continue reading →