For those of you old enough to remember the Smurfs - the word "smurf" can be used as a substitute for most curse words. Try it - it's fun ! "Shut the Smurf up !" "That is unsmurfing believable !" "Ah .... Smurf !"
D loves bacon. Everybody else in my house loves bacon. I do NOT love bacon. I hate bacon. I hate the look of it, the taste of it and especially the smell of it. D and the other firemen at the station have come up with a recipe that they proudly call "Redneck Casserole", which… Continue reading Nothing Sexier Than A Woman Who Smells of Bacon
Having five teenage kids is some sort of fun when everybody gives them money for Christmas and then the mommy and the daddy get to take them shopping for an entire day. It ranks right up there with having my eyebrows removed via duct tape. In theory it sounds like a great idea to tell… Continue reading Nothing a Pair of Pliers Won’t Fix