Rachel really hasn’t dated much since she dumped her former boyfriend about a year and a half ago, so D and I tend to get damn near giddy when she tells us that she has a real date. She had one last night … they went to look at Christmas lights. I gave her this advice before she left.
1. do NOT wear the fake hair (aka the dead weasel)
2. do NOT play on your phone the entire time
3. do NOT say “I have to pee” when you need to use the restroom
I know it seems like ridiculous advice, but sometimes these things have to be pointed out.
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