One day she talked on the phone for a total of 376 minutes. Over six hours of talking time. Six hours ! What the h*ll could they possibly be talking to for six flipping hours. Is she working on the global warming problem? Have they found a way to end world hunger? Is she working for NASA and we don’t know about it? I couldn’t talk that long to Oprah or President Obama. I just wouldn’t have enough to say to spend six hours talking to somebody – anybody. I don’t think that I could talk to myself for that long (and I used to be crazy – I know how long a person can talk to themselves). Granted this was not one continuous phone call that lasted that long. She did have the common courtesy to break it up throughout the day. One call was for 48 minutes then they must have taken a potty break and she called him back three minutes later. Then they talked for thirty something minutes – must have taken a snack break and then she called him back twenty minutes later.
Obviously by this point the President must have beeped in to put in his two cents about global warming or the recession because they then did some three-way calling with somebody else. The phone company isn’t able to tell me who the third party actually was but I have to assume that for $2 per three-way call that it must have been somebody of extreme importance – possibly Al Gore. I guess we will never know.
The really scary thing is that the phone bill cut off on June 6th and I did not discover the long-distance usage until June 28th, therefore we now have another three weeks of unknown bill to deal with next month. Oh joy !!! I get to relive this feeling again. Well not only is she going to have to pay the bills back but she is also going to have to reimburse me for the box of wine that I am going to have to drink to keep me from seriously injuring her little dialing fingers.
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