We stock up on soap from Bath and Body Works whenever it is on sale (and it is RIGHT NOW!). So I picked out some new smelly good scents and even allowed D to pick some (and then I put the ones that he picked back on the shelf and got more that I liked – sssssshhhhh). Anywho – last night he informed me that manly men do not like to wash their hands with soap that smells like oatmeal raisin cookies. WHAAAAAAAAAAT?
Him: This stuff stinks. Why can’t you buy stuff that doesn’t smell like cookies or candy or flowers or the ocean?
Me: Because they don’t make soaps, lotions, candles, and room sprays that smell like manly things.
Him: I bet they do.
Me: I bet they don’t …. besides when you smell like cookies and ocean waves, it makes women want to cuddle with you.
Him: You are NOT helping your argument here.
So D and I have decided that we need to start our own line of manly scented home fragrance products called ….. wait for it …. wait for it …… “Mandles”.
I know … perfect huh!
These are the scents that we will be launching with:
Lumberjack – the perfect blend of pine trees mixed with moss with just a hint of flannel
Mud, Sweat & Gears – the greasy scent of oily garage floor blended with the sting of gasoline and the earthy scent of dirt
Grill Drippings – Undertones of charcoal balanced with the aroma of perfectly seasoned steak and hamburgers
Quit Your Bitchin Woman! – an infusion of Mountain Dew perfectly merged with the new plastic smell of a remote control, barbecue ribs, and potato chips
Manly – because every man’s home needs the smells of burps, farts, and recently scratched things (complete with a recording of “That was a good one” every time it’s lit)
Perfect Chick – the calming scent of vanilla mingled with the smell of fresh laundry and freshly cooked bacon
… if you would like to add any fragrances to the line, just let me know.
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