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Bad Reaction

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Text conversation between me and Big D after our oldest boy child came home from school sick today:

Gina:  How’s Bryce feeling?

Derek: He says he feels better since he threw up

Gina: reaction to the pot he smoked at lunch?

Derek: Behave

Gina: lmao – you know you were thinking it

Derek: Maybe, but I didn’t actually say it

Gina:  I’ll get that father of the year award all polished up for ya !


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