Simplify Your Health (mental too)


I got some.

Isn’t it amazing how much good sleep you can get when you don’t drink a bottle of wine and then have freaky nightmares about crying walls, veterinarian visits with your deceased father, and driving around town looking for some guy name Jose so you can take him somewhere, but you don’t know where.

Yep … I may have figured out the secret of the universe.  It’s sleep.  Ok … probably not.  It’s actually probably watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers, which would just be my luck, because I hate those things.  Why can’t it be the cherry ones dear Universe ????  WHYYYYYYYY?






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